Mother Teresa vs. Dale Earnhart

You know, Southern America is odd. I mean where else can you see a scented car air-freshener that claims "I Love Jesus" and a bumper plate which depicts a fish swallowing Darwin and hear Hoochy Choochy (sp?) blaring from the car's speakers at the same time? Yes, we all remember Dale Earnhart because, well, people like Mother Teresa didn't die in a spectacular explosion. Not to mention the number 2, 3, 4, or whatever number it is, is stuck boldly and proudly on all the cars that will put you into cardiac arrest if you're caught off gaurd and make any dog, especially mine, bark incessantly. Oh yes, the South…this is where I live. I find a reason to laugh everyday.